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just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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