why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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