Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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