May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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