At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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