***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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