omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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