make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I can't turn off my feet"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
