That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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