Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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