Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
you win again, gameday.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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