Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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