My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
someone owes me an orgasm
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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