How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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