Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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