so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
dude. I can hear the air.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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