I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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