I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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