butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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