She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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