Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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