I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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