What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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