hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
They took my balls.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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