i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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