i wish starbucks made bloody marys
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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