God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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