he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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