I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Randomize
