physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
