I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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