I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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