So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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