He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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