He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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