It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he shaved USA in his pubs
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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