I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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