im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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