Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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