Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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