Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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