new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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