I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I just found puke in my bra..
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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