How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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