pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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