I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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