the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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