Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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