Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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