I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Randomize
